Record No.

000039

Classification

School & Language

Subject

Grammar & Words

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

Punchline

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." It reads: "Panda. A large bear-like mammal with characteristic black and white markings, native to certain mountain forests in China. Eats shoots and leaves.”

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