Record No.

000410

Classification

Food & Drink

Subject

Drinks & Dining Out

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

A rope walks into a bar…

Punchline

Bartender says, "we don't serve ropes here." Rope walks outside ties himself into a knot and spreads out his fibers at either end and walks back in. Bartender says, "We don't serve ropes, ain't you a rope?" Rope says , "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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