DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 519 of 690
Record No.
000573
Classification
Animals & Nature
Subject
Wild Animals
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Alligators can live for up to 100 years.

Punchline

...so there is, in fact, a good chance that they will see you later.

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