DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 273 of 690
Record No.
000304
Classification
Science, Tech & Math
Subject
Math & Numbers
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

Punchline

He worked it all out with a pencil.

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