DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 174 of 690
Record No.
000191
Classification
Animals & Nature
Subject
Farm Animals
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Did you hear that story about a pig turning into a cow when it was cleaned?

Punchline

Well, you didn't, because it's hogwash.

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