DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 415 of 690
Record No.
000455
Classification
Science, Tech & Math
Subject
Math & Numbers
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Everyone knows why 6 is afraid of 7, but did you know 6 is also afraid of 36?

Punchline

He really is just a big squaredy cat.

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