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Joke Record

Record 601 of 690
Record No.
000672
Classification
Science, Tech & Math
Subject
Science & Space
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

How does a male chemist flirt with a female chemist?

Punchline

He says, "U and I are on the periodic table." And how does the female chemist brush off the male one? She says, "So is He."

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