DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 365 of 690
Record No.
000404
Classification
Places & Travel
Subject
Cars & Transport
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I got addicted to drinking brake fluid...

Punchline

And there I was, telling myself I could stop any time.

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