Record No.

000634

Classification

Work & Money

Subject

Money & Business

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I got talking to a guy in the pub.

Punchline

He said, "I knew a guy that played the lottery once and won the jackpot." I said, "No way." He said, "Yep" and left. The next day I saw the same guy. He said, "I knew a guy that got married to sixty different women and divorced all of them." I said, "No way." He said, "Yep" and left. The next day I waited for the man to come, but he didn't. "Hey," I said to the stranger next to me, "where's that guy that makes up stories?" He said, "Died trying to wrestle with a gorilla."

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