DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 309 of 690
Record No.
000342
Classification
Family & Relationships
Subject
Dating & Love
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I had to break up with my gf after she finished marathon training

Punchline

Long distance relationships aren't for me.

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