DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 495 of 690
Record No.
000546
Classification
Everyday Life
Subject
Home & Household
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I like to keep a ruler under my bed

Punchline

so I can know how long I slept for

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