Record No.

000522

Classification

History, Politics & Religion

Subject

Religion

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I’m going to start my own gym where we all run around knocking on doors and telling people the benefits of joining a gym.

Punchline

I’m going to call it Jehovah’s Fitness.

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