Record No.

000222

Classification

School & Language

Subject

Grammar & Words

Format

Wordplay

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I noticed my wife had misspelled the word “class”. I pointed it out and she was embarrassed so I said “Don’t worry it’s a common mistake.” “Really?”

Punchline

“Yes, it’s clas (sic).”

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