Record No.

000718

Classification

Places & Travel

Subject

Travel & Hotels

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I was in one of those swanky hotels with an elevator attendant. When we reached my floor he said, “See you later son”. I said, “That’s rude, you’re not my dad”!

Punchline

He said, “I brought you up though, didn’t I”?

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