DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 84 of 690
Record No.
000092
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Meat & Dairy
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I wasn’t sure what kind of cheese to get at the grocery store.

Punchline

I decided to be neutral and go Swiss.

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