DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 182 of 690
Record No.
000199
Classification
Science, Tech & Math
Subject
Science & Space
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

If you ate a pound of uranium, how long would you survive?

Punchline

For the rest of your life.

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