Record No.

000109

Classification

Pop Culture & Music

Subject

Music & Musicians

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

If you're buying a guitar, watch out for deals that seem too good to be true.

Punchline

You'll find there's too many strings attached

• #000015Beyoncé lost her favorite balloon.
• #000040Damn Foreigner, coming into this country....
• #000002After retiring, I heard that Phil Collins had to downsize...