Record No.

000753

Classification

Work & Money

Subject

Jobs & Bosses

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"

I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

• #000389I think i may get fired from my concrete pouring job. Did a huge driveway, but underestimated how much concrete i needed and it came out all rough and the customer was not happy.
• #000550My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick
• #000610My boss asked if I like working remote.