Record No.

000165

Classification

Pop Culture & Music

Subject

Movies & TV

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My daughter has an ingrown toenail and it is beginning to get infected and so my wife made her an epsom salt bath to put her foot in ... as she was sitting there with her foot in the water I said, "If you were a Jedi ..."

Punchline

"... you'd be Ah-soak-a Toe-no" She just rolled her eyes.

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