DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 148 of 690
Record No.
000161
Classification
Edgy & Adult
Subject
Crude & Profanity
Format
One-liner
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

Punchline

I’m worried shitless!

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