Record No.

000310

Classification

Sports & Hobbies

Subject

Sports

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My son is great at marathons, but horrible at the 100 yard dash.

Punchline

It's ok though. He's better off in the long run.

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