Record No.

000316

Classification

Pop Culture & Music

Subject

Movies & TV

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

On our 3rd date, I warned the girl I was seeing that I had a monster in my pants,

Punchline

She was pretty disappointed to find out it was Mike Wazowski.

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