Record No.

000181

Classification

Animals & Nature

Subject

Farm Animals

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

One horse is taking to another horse...

Punchline

"I was running a race the other day, and I knew I couldn't win it. I just wasn't myself. But then I heard this voice, it said *keep running, you can do this*. So I kept running, and sure enough I won" The other horse replies: "That's crazy, the same thing happened to me. I was in last place, on the final lap, then I heard the same voice - *keep running, you can do this*. And what would you know? I came first!" A greyhound who happened to be passing by, hears this conversation, and can't help but join in. "You guys, this is crazy, but the exact same thing happened to me!" The two horses look at eachother. "Jesus Christ! A talking dog!?!"

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