Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000212
- Classification
- Science, Tech & Math
- Subject
- Science & Space
- Format
- Story
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Setup
Three chemists got into a heated argument.
Punchline
The British chemist suddenly yelled to one of the others, "I'll kick your arsenic!" The American chemist volleyed back, "I'll kick your astatine!" The organic chemist finished up with, "I'll kick your acetate!"
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