DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 460 of 690
Record No.
000509
Classification
Work & Money
Subject
Money & Business
Format
Story
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Wealthy person goes to a bank

Punchline

A wealthy person goes to a bank and asks for. 5000 dollar loan. The bank stated they needed colerattal. He says ok you can have my 200k sports car. The bank and the person signs the paperwork. And park the car in the secure garage. 2 weeks later he returns with the 5000 and the banker says it's nice doing business with you that will be 20 dollars interest. Then the banker asks the gentleman why on earth would you put up a 200k car for a 5000 dollar loan. The man replied where else am I going to get my car parked in a secure parking lot for 2 weeks for 20 dollars

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