DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 9 of 690
Record No.
000009
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Baked Goods & Snacks
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Why are there Pop Tarts, but no Mom Tarts?

Punchline

…because of the pastryarchy.

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