DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 7 of 690
Record No.
000007
Classification
Health & Body
Subject
Body & Fitness
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Why can’t a nose be twelve inches long?

Punchline

Then it would be a foot.

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