DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 360 of 690
Record No.
000399
Classification
History, Politics & Religion
Subject
Politics & Leaders
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Why did Donald Trump take a bullet to the ear?

Punchline

Because he didn’t react when the secret service yelled “Donald duck!’ 🦆

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