DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 53 of 690
Record No.
000057
Classification
History, Politics & Religion
Subject
History, Pirates & Myth
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?

Punchline

Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

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