DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 14 of 690
Record No.
000014
Classification
Everyday Life
Subject
Everyday Observations
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

“Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock?

Punchline

Well, time will tell.”

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