DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 260 of 690
Record No.
000283
Classification
Animals & Nature
Subject
Nature & Weather
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Why should you never take fungus on an airplane?

Punchline

Because it takes up too mushroom.

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