Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000645
- Classification
- Pop Culture & Music
- Subject
- Music & Musicians
- Format
- Story
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Setup
You're locked in a room with nothing but 88 keys, none of which unlock the door. How do you escape?
Punchline
A piano has 88 keys! All you need to do is play a scale on the piano, then step on the scale and get a weigh.
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