Record No.

000574

Classification

Sports & Hobbies

Subject

Sports

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

A former Olympic high jumper hasn't been able to beat the world record, and it still keeps him up at night.

Punchline

He just can't get over it.

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