Record No.

000224

Classification

Places & Travel

Subject

Travel & Hotels

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

A guy’s sitting in an airport bar looking angry.

Punchline

Bartender tries to make small talk. “Where ya flyin’ today?” “Chicago,” the guy answers. “You don’t seem too happy about that.” Guy looks at the bartender and says, “yeah because when I got here and printed my boarding pass I found out the plane won’t go all the way to chicago.” “I don’t understand,” says the bartender. “You mean you have a layover?” “No,” says the guy. “The agent said it was a direct flight but look what it says right here on my ticket. ‘Chicago — Midway’”.

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