Record No.

000503

Classification

Places & Travel

Subject

Travel & Hotels

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

A man goes to the airport

Punchline

A man is at the airport. He puts his bag through the X-ray and walks through the metal detector without a beep. As he is putting his shoes on security comes up holding his bag. "Follow us" they say gruffly. They lead him to a back room for additional screening. In the room they throw his bag on the table and demand "what is the meaning of this?" The man is completely confused "what do you mean?" he asks. The lead security officer rips open his bag and loads of old, stinky roadkill tumbles out. "You can't bring this on a plane!" the security guard roars. "But sir," the man answers, "I was told I was allowed one carrion bag."

• #000038On my trip to Egypt, I met a guy who said I can buy a monument for just 500$.
• #000224A guy’s sitting in an airport bar looking angry.
• #000020I'm about to take a flight