DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 456 of 690
Record No.
000504
Classification
Animals & Nature
Subject
Pets
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Punchline

You don't call him anything... he couldn't come if you called him anyway....

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