DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 377 of 690
Record No.
000416
Classification
Animals & Nature
Subject
Pets
Format
Anti-joke
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I asked my dog, "What's five minus five?"

Punchline

He said nothing.

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