DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 107 of 690
Record No.
000116
Classification
Animals & Nature
Subject
Pets
Format
Story
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

My uncle, dad of 9, just sent me this one

Punchline

Your vet won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, get it some ketchup. It really is the best thing for a hot dog.

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