DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 160 of 690
Record No.
000175
Classification
Animals & Nature
Subject
Pets
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

Punchline

As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door.

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