Record No.

000394

Classification

School & Language

Subject

Grammar & Words

Format

One-liner

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

After weeks of research I have concluded which words in the dictionary aren’t spelled right.

Punchline

All of them, except “right”.

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