DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 342 of 690
Record No.
000379
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Drinks & Dining Out
Format
Story
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Any allergies?

Punchline

Just got back from dinner with the wife. Waiter comes up and says "Hi I'm so and so. To start, any allergies? "No thanks man. I'll pass." Figured the dude would chuckle which he didnt. I knew the wife would just shake her head.

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