Record No.

000143

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

A date with my wife

Punchline

I took my wife out to dinner. Her: This isn't working between us. For starters, I’m sick of your stupid jokes. Me: I see. And for the main course?

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