Record No.

000312

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife has been putting glue all over my rifle collection.

Punchline

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

• #000012My wife warned me about making frivolous purchases, but I bought a new Jacuzzi anyway.
• #000141My wife said I have an horrible sense of direction.
• #000143A date with my wife