Record No.

000146

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife dated a clown before we started going out..

Punchline

I had some big shoes to fill.

• #000143A date with my wife
• #000012My wife warned me about making frivolous purchases, but I bought a new Jacuzzi anyway.
• #000141My wife said I have an horrible sense of direction.