Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000659
- Classification
- Everyday Life
- Subject
- Everyday Observations
- Format
- One-liner
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Setup
Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.
Punchline
That should make the cremation a litlte more interesting.
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