Record No.

000163

Classification

Edgy & Adult

Subject

Stereotypes & Identity

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Blonde joke

Punchline

I heard about these three people: a Russian, an American and a blonde. They were talking together; the Russian said, “We were the first ones in space”. The American said, “Well, we were the first ones on the moon.” The blonde said, “That’s nothing! We’re gonna to be the first ones on the sun.” The American and the Russian, they laughed. “You can’t go to the sun! It’s too hot and you would burn up.” The blonde said, “We know that! We’re not that dumb, we’re gonna go at night.”

• #000045I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.
• #000048What do you call a long line outside a gay bar?
• #000152Women are not allowed to read this