Record No.

000152

Classification

Edgy & Adult

Subject

Stereotypes & Identity

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Women are not allowed to read this

Punchline

I heard about this man that was walking on the beach. God said, “Son, you’ve been so faithful, I’m going to grant you one special wish.” He was so excited, he said “God, I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m afraid to fly, so my wish is that you would build me a bridge across the ocean”. God said, “Son, that’s totally impossible! Think of the logistics of that. Now, take some time and wish again!”. He said, “Okay God, I’ve been married four times. All my ex-wives say I’m so insensitive. So, my wish is that I’d be able to understand a woman. I wanna know why they think like they think, why they feel like they feel.”. There was a long pause, God said, “Do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”.

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