Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000302
- Classification
- History, Politics & Religion
- Subject
- Crime, Police & Military
- Format
- One-liner
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Setup
Cops pulled me over and said "papers"
Punchline
I said "scissors", and I won.
Related Records
Daily Report Subscription
Receive one selected Dadabase record each morning.
Subscription Recorded
Check your inbox to confirm — your first record arrives tomorrow morning.