Record No.

000046

Classification

History, Politics & Religion

Subject

Crime, Police & Military

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Dad:Son, I killed 11 people in Iraq

Punchline

Son: Dad you were a parachute packer. Dad:Never said I was a good one

• #000084Police officer: "The victim was filled with cornflakes until he choke to death."
• #000096When I became an officer in the army, my dad told me I was too stupid to ever be promoted past the rank of Major. I was furious that he would say such a thing.
• #000005The police came and arrested my painting