Record No.

000096

Classification

History, Politics & Religion

Subject

Crime, Police & Military

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

When I became an officer in the army, my dad told me I was too stupid to ever be promoted past the rank of Major. I was furious that he would say such a thing.

Punchline

But deep down, I knew there was a colonel of truth to it.

• #000005The police came and arrested my painting
• #000046Dad:Son, I killed 11 people in Iraq
• #000084Police officer: "The victim was filled with cornflakes until he choke to death."